Technology is insane these days. It’ll make me sound old, but I remember going weeks without taking a picture of anything because cameras used to be a luxury, but now, it seems like most people cant even make it through lunch without taking a picture of their sandwich. Is that weird, or is it just me? But really, I get it. Everything is so easy now thanks to smart phones and smart watches and smart everything else, which is something taken for granted by everyone except for geezers such as myself who remember the days when you had to memorize telephone numbers as opposed to saying, “hey Siri, call my mom.”
And it’s no different in a modern Durango dispensary. We utilize just about every technological advancement imaginable: you can make online orders to pick up at our convenient curbside window via our menu HERE, you can enter your email to stay connected with us at the bottom of our Homepage, but more importantly, you can take advantage of our Loyalty Program by signing up HERE.
Isn’t that awesome? If you’re a member of our Loyalty Program, you build points with every dollar spent, and we’re not stingy, so the rewards we dole out are wonderful. After 100 points, you can buy a 1g pre-roll for $1, after 200 points, you can choose any gram of flower on our shelves for $4.20, after 250 points, you can take half-off any edible in the building, after 400 points, you can take 50% off any concentrate (including cartridges), and after 500 points, you get the mac-daddy of all rewards, which is any eighth of flower you want for $10.
But as an added bonus, members of our Loyalty Program are the first to hear about our specials, such as the “buy one, get one for a dollar” special we’ve been running all month on our new Wyld Gummies (they’re my new favorite). See what I mean about “wonderful”? That deal alone would’ve saved you twenty-three bucks, but you have to know about deals before you can enjoy them; that’s where the “changes” you read about at the top of this blog come in.
Just like Peter Parker’s uncle said, “with great power comes great responsibility,” and the power of technology is not to be underestimated, so we have a few responsibilities that need to be addressed. For instance, we need to protect your peace and privacy, and that means not sending you texts unless you want them (but you’d be crazy not to, which I’ll address in a second). And that means you have to tell us you want to receive texts by signing a special form, which is pretty important.
So, as of right now, even if you’re already a member of our Loyalty Program, it means that you won’t receive any texts from us whatsoever, meaning you’ll never hear about our specials, and you won’t be able to check your account balance. Trust me, I know it sounds weird to “want” texts from a company such as ours, but I promise that I won’t bombard your phone with annoying and unnecessary texts—I’ll only send you the important stuff that helps you save on your favorite thing, cannabis.
So, I’d like your signature, because to us, you’re just as important as any celebrity. And frankly, you should want to give it to me because I love sending out random coupons that you wouldn’t believe, and you’ll never get them if you don’t sign up. But don’t worry, we’ve made it ridiculously easy: simply show the QR code that was the picture for this blog to your phone and it’ll take you to a page where you can sign your name (see what I mean about technology being insane?), or if it’s easier for you, just click HERE and follow the steps. Once you’re done, you’ll be back in the know when it comes to saving money, which means a lot to us because We’re Your Best Buds!